The Steaming Diamond

Sports trainers and athletes have always known about the magical
qualities of moist heat. Nothing soothes and relaxes the muscles faster
and more efficiently. One of them may have even come up with this
technique.

Here’s What You Need:
Two washcloths.
One bowl of hot water.
One pair of scissors.
Here’s How You Do It:
Before you’re going to make love, cut a three to four inch diagonal slit in
the middle of each washcloth. Fill a bowl with hot water and place both
of the washcloths in it to soak.
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Wring out one of the washcloths. Turn it forty-five degrees so that it looks
like a diamond instead of a square.
Lay the washcloth over your woman’s pubic area( HAPPY TRAIL). The top of the
diamond should be touching her pubic hair(HAPPY TRAIL). The bottom will be at her
anus(PEEP-HOLE) and both sides will be against her inner thighs. Line the slit up with
her (VA JAY-JAY) and use your hands to press and hold the washcloth in place.
Insert your tongue in between the slit and preform your finest oral
pleasuring moves.
After a couple of minutes the washcloth will have cooled down. No
problem. Just put it back in the bowl, wring out the other washcloth, lay it
over the same area and continue until your woman achieves one of the
“hottest” orgasms she’s ever experienced.

The Sensual Summons

Here’s a great way to stimulate a sensitive, but often neglected, area of
your woman’s (VA JAY JAY). You may even run across the elusive and
controversial “G-spot.”

Here’s What You Need:
One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.

Apply a small amount of lubricant to your hands.
Gently caress your woman’s thighs, stomach and bikini line, gradually
increasing the pressure.
Delicately squeeze the outer lips of her (VA JAY-JAY), one at a time, between
your thumb and index finger. Slowly slide up and down the entire length
of each lip.
Carefully insert your index finger into your woman’s (VA JAY JAY).
With your palm facing up, draw your index finger up and toward you as if
you are summoning a person (you know: the “come here” gesture).
Repeat the move at a steady pace, letting your fingertip constantly
stimulate the upper wall of her (VA JAY-JAY).
While continuing to do that with one hand, use the thumb or index finger
of your other hand to trace small circles around your woman’s clitoris(LOVE BUTTON).
Keep these two motions going until your woman explodes in a mindnumbing
orgasm.

#7 Mint Two-lip

The cooling sensation of peppermint has never been put to better use
than in this technique. Your woman/man will love it.

Here’s What You Need:
One glass of peppermint schnapps.
Here’s How You Do It:
Have your lady lie on her back with her knees bent
and legs slightly apart.
Pour a small amount of schnapps into your woman’s navel.

Now Dip the tip of your tongue into the schnapps and trace small circles
around one of your woman’s Nipp-lets. Blow on it to accentuate the cool
feeling.
Do the same thing to her other Nipp-let.
Again, dip your tongue into the pool of schnapps you’ve poured into her
navel. Run your tongue along both sides of her (Va Jay-Jay) and gently blow.
pausing to reapply the schnapps to your tongue.

Now I need something non alcoholic lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4 The Standing Wrap

If you can manage it, this is a position she’ll never forget.

Here’s What You Need:

Just the two of you.

Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. You, too.

Sit on the edge of the bed and have your woman stand in front of you.
Tell your woman to place one leg on the bed, then the other, and sit on
your lap as you receive her.

Now that she’s sitting on your lap , have her place her arms around your neck and wrap her legs around your waist. After she’s done this, stand up ( if you can, not meant for the physically challenged lol ).

Put your arms under her buttocks to help stabilize her.
Walk to the nearest wall and let your woman’s back rest against it. Now
you’re ready to thrust in and out of your woman as you hold her pinned ( Teddy Pin her azz down lol) against the wall.

Continue until she reaches an indescribable high ( euphoria), or the neighbors
start banging on the wall. In that case, switch walls and keep going till the cops come knocking!

THE COTTON SPRITZER

This is a very romantic technique that not only pleases your woman — it
gives you a little bit of a buzz, too.

Here’s What You Need:
One pair of cotton panties.
One bottle of  CHAMPGNE.

Here’s How You Do It:

Have your woman strip down to nothing but her cotton panties (make
sure the panties are cotton; nylon just doesn’t cut it for this one).
With your woman standing, kneel down in front of her.
Pull the waistline of her panties toward you, creating an opening about
two inches wide. Pour a small amount of CHAMPAGNE into the panties and release. Let the CHAMPAGNE soak the center of the panties as well as your woman’s (VA JAY-JAY).

Now place your mouth against the center of her panties and sip the bubbly through the fabric and into your mouth. Don’t be surprised as your woman presses her hips against your face — this is extremely erotic.

Do this three or four times, then set down the bottle of CHAMPAGNE, Now gather the center of your woman’s panties together in one hand, Position your open mouth underneath and squeeze hard. This should wring out a small trickle of CHAMPAGNE from her panties onto your tongue.

Keep holding the center of her panties in your hand and pull them to one
side. Now pleasure your woman orally until she explodes in a delicious
orgasm.

#2 The Sicilian Corkscrew

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Here’s a great hand technique that will drive your woman wild.
Here’s What You Need:
Just the two of you.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and her legs open wide.
Sit “Indian-style” between your woman’s legs.
Cross the index and middle fingers of one of your hands (you know, the
traditional “keep your fingers crossed” gesture).
Slowly insert your crossed fingers into your woman’s (VA- JAY JAY). As you do
this, rotate your forearm back and forth. Insert your fingers deep enough
so that your thumb is now brushing her clitoris  (LOVE BUTTON) from side to side as your
forearm rotates.
Continue until you pop your woman’s cork.

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                                        #1 The Menthol Marinade
This technique really packs a huge payoff for very little prep work. Some
women claim that different cough drops provide varying degrees of
stimulation. It seems to be purely a matter of personal preference, so
don’t be afraid to experiment with a variety of brands and flavors.
Here’s What You Need:
One mentholated cough drop, any flavor.
Here’s How You Do It:
Get your woman naked.
Unwrap the cough drop and put it in your mouth. You need to give it a
couple of minutes to partially dissolve; so use this time to pepper her
belly, bikini line and inner thighs with little kisses.
Swirl the cough drop around in your mouth, making sure to rub the tip of
your tongue against it. Now, keeping the cough drop in your mouth,
gently begin to lick around the (VA JAY-JAY), paying special attention to the
clitoris AKA ( LOVE BUTTON).

 In a few moments your woman will begin to feel both the hot and cool sensation of the menthol penetrating her body. Now, for added stimulation, pause every minute or so and gently blow on theclitoris (the air reactivates the cooling properties of the menthol and
provides a sensation most women find immensely pleasurable).
Women all over the world have gone absolutely crazy for this little ditty.
Done properly, it will have her yodeling, “Ree-colaaaaaaaaa